Saturday
Capital Tease- Back To The Grind
Ooooh! Kick off
your Canada Day weekend with some quality burlesque!
Canadian Burlesque... sexy floating maple syrup... |
The event is a throw-back to the golden days of burlesque entertainment and features
Audrey Hipturn, Kitty Kin-Evil, Vixen Vega, special guest Maria Juana of the
Harlettes (from the Harlettes in Toronto), and more.
There will also be prizes from Capital Tease, Tuesday’s the Romance Store, and others.
There will also be prizes from Capital Tease, Tuesday’s the Romance Store, and others.
Canadian Sunset Ceremonies
Things needed for
this rain-or-shine event:
- loved one(s)
- blanky
- loose change
- secret street booze
There will be
donation boxes set up to benefit the RCMP Foundation. For every dollar you don’t give, they sell a horse for glue.
RCMP Stables at the
Canadian Police College,
8900 St. Laurent Boulevard.
Free admission, free parking. 7:30 p.m. 613-949-8133
http://www.rcmp-grc.gc.ca
http://www.rcmp-grc.gc.ca
Sunday
Canada Day is
better than Christmas. There’s no snow, reciprocal guilt-gift giving, nor
familial obligations.
Downtown is flooded
with thousands of people (all being remarkably courteous to one another), it’s
hot, there’s food, and there’s even a tiny — unspoken — tolerance for public
boozing.
It’s the most
wonderful time of the year.
Whether you prefer to join the crowds downtown or on the hill, barbecue in a backyard, or leer from the safety of your front porch on this kick-ass country’s day, get outside and meet someone new (it is the easiest day to make new friends).
Canada is so awesome.
Whether you prefer to join the crowds downtown or on the hill, barbecue in a backyard, or leer from the safety of your front porch on this kick-ass country’s day, get outside and meet someone new (it is the easiest day to make new friends).
Canada is so awesome.
Elephants have very
intricate and intimate social circles.
The wandering family is headed by the matriarch; the lady-elephant who is responsible for getting everyone to water/away from lions.
The wandering family is headed by the matriarch; the lady-elephant who is responsible for getting everyone to water/away from lions.
Males usually ditch
the herd when they reach sexual maturity. Males will usually only approach a
herd to try his trunk at mating with a cow.
Things that the elephant family unit have in common with the human family unit:
- delegation of parental responsibilities to babysitters (including discipline)
- argue about directions
- apply first-aid training
- miss loved ones
- teaching younger members tricks of the survival-trade
- ability to self-medicate
and that’s just a few
of the similarities!
The elephant’s
brain is similar to a human’s both structurally and in terms of complexity; it
is designed to be prepared for life-long learning. This also explains why
elephants are susceptible to such psychological conditions as Post Traumatic
Stress Disorder and clinical flashbacks.
Facts!
please email RA Centre event's Manager Shelley: scarbonetto@racentre.com Politely ask to have the circus cancelled.