Thursday, July 26, 2012

July 28 & 29



Saturday

A Company of Fools: Henry V

    Henry the Fifth is described as a boy-meets-girl story with a twist. Like Freddy Prince Jr. in that movie where the twist was that the girl was pretty even without her glasses (but hopefully H.V's twist is better).
Henry V has also been compared to Saving Private Ryan and Before Sunrise.
    From the info tab: “The production promises blood and battle, bravery and romance, all with the Fool-ish twists audiences have come to know and love!”
    It's running question about what it means to be a monarch would totally resonate with anyone who's into Game of Thrones right now.
Hintonburg Park, 101 Duhamel Street. 7 p.m (90 minutes long) . Various locations http://fools.ca/ until August 18 (no shows Sundays). Donations appreciated (pass-the-hat admission).

Sunday

Ottawa Farmer's Market

   It's all the locally provided fruit, vegetables, arts & crafts, meat, and dairy you can shove into one reusable, biodegradable shopping bag! It's all of the deliciousness of getting groceries with the added bonus of being morally better than people who shop at the supermarket!
   Bonus: people bring their dogs! You can pet as many as you like! Or you can bring one and let your neighbourhood blogger pet it as much as she likes!



Lansdowne Park, 1015 Bank Street. 8 a.m. to 3 p.m every Sunday until the end of October. Cash only. 613-239-4955.
 
All Weekend

Ottawa Chamberfest

    The Ottawa Chamberfest collects top Canadian and international performers, in all stages of their career, to make classical music accessible to everyone. Their Rising Stars segment features the talent of young musicians from the Capital region whereas the Alfresco Concerts IV offers a taste of Mexico's musical legacy.
Various dates, times, prices, and locations. Box office 613-234-6306 , contact 613-234-8008
www.ottawachamberfest.com

Van Gogh: Up Close

   Eeee. On the Internet, the round-up for Van Gogh “Fun Facts” include he had many mental and physical conditions, he was named after his stillborn brother, and also that he died two days after he shot himself...
   These facts are barely fun and definitely troubling.
   Presenting: Ottawa This Weekends Fun Spin on Vincent Van Gogh Fun Facts:

  •  It is popularly believed that Van Gogh cut off his entire ear but some say he only lobbed off a bit of the lobe leaving plenty of room for a helix piercing
  • Van Gogh died in Auver, France. If he hadn't, imagine how terrible their tourism industry would be since Ireland's got the rolling hills attraction pretty much sewn up.
  • Van Gogh was Dutch which means he probably got to eat a lot of herring and mayonnaise

The exhibit is very popular so please bring your patience.

National Gallery of Canada, 380 Sussex Drive. Daily from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m., Thursdays to 8 p.m. Until September 3. $25.00. 613-990-1985.




   An elephant's trunk has around 150 000 muscles making them very flexible.
   When travelling through (or playing in) deep water, an elephant will hold his or her nostrils out of the water so they may cross relatively comfortably. Despite their incredible girth, they are very apt swimmers.




   Also, baby elephants suck on their trunk for comfort and to soothe themselves when they're nervous or uncertain. Way more adorable than stupid human babies and their plastic pacifiers.

please email RA Centre Event's Manager Shelley: scarbonetto@racentre.com Politely ask to have the circus cancelled.


Thursday, July 19, 2012

July 21 & 22


   The unexpected summer-hiatus is finally over. We missed some good times: the HOPE Volleyball Event, the Muslim Festival, and BluesFest. Also, the giveaway has been pushed back a bit. Let's put that behind us and focus on the future. 
   Ottawa This Weekend; July 21 & 22 is as below.


Saturday

Yoga on the Beach!

The Sierra Club (a non-governmental organization dedicated to protecting the environment) is hosting this outdoor yoga event. Bring a towel and lots of water.
Hopefully they don't mean doing yoga on the actual beach because the creative opportunities for harbouring sand in your clothes are endless. How uncomfortable.

Britannia Beach, 2805 Carling Avenue. Suggested donation $5.00. 9 a.m. to 10 a.m. 613-241-4611



All Weekend


   This event isn't exclusively Ottawa but it's still going to be pretty amazing.
   So, Batman's blue because it's been almost eight years that he's been scrutinized for being a vigilante. Then, Catwoman and Bane show up and they're causing problems and stuff and who do you think the city will need to save them, hmm? HMM?!
   I'm so afraid for Batman; Bane's sleep apnoea masks gives me fear-nausea. 

 
   Pro-tip: It's almost three hours long so don't bring your kids. Everyone will hate you.  


Ottawa Turkish Festival

   In the description it says you can participate in activities for children which hopefully means doing kid-stuff without the children. There's going to be art, dancing, gourmet food, authentic demonstrations and performances, and the opportunity to learn more about the Turkish culture!
Confederation Park, at Elgin and Laurier West. 5 p.m. Friday, 3 p.m. to 10:30 p.m. Saturday. 613-228-1616


Mosaika: Canada Through the Eyes of its People

   The light show is truly awesome. The effects make it look like the bricks in the building are moving. That's amazing! In past years, they forgot to include hockey-related stories but this year now features hockey content. Score! Next year: Tim Hortons content?
Parliament Hill, 1 Wellington Street. FREE. Starts at 10 p.m. all of July (cancelled during poor weather) 30 minute run-time.
http://www.canadascapital.gc.ca/celebrate/mosaika





   Did you know that tickling ivory doesn't just mean getting to third base with a white girl?
    It also refers to playing the piano! Even though piano keys are now mostly made out of synthetic material there was a time when opulent pianos were finished with ivory, or elephant-tusk, keys.
   In 1989, the international ban on trading ivory was meant to save the million-or-so elephants left in Africa. Twenty-three years later, there are less than half that many left and the rate of poaching is still increasing.
   Lady elephants have noticed our blood-lusty fondness for their teeth and are selecting small-tusked mates accordingly. They are purposefully breeding out large-tusked elephants to thwart their biggest threat: asshole poachers.
   How clever! Elephants are taking the evolution-bull by the horns and refusing to bone it!
  Fact. Fun!

please email RA Centre event's Manager Shelley: scarbonetto@racentre.com Politely ask to have the circus cancelled.