June 30 July 1 events. CANADA DAY!

Saturday

Capital Tease- Back To The Grind

   Ooooh! Kick off your Canada Day weekend with some quality burlesque!

Canadian Burlesque... sexy floating maple syrup...

   The event is a throw-back to the golden days of burlesque entertainment and features Audrey Hipturn, Kitty Kin-Evil, Vixen Vega, special guest Maria Juana of the Harlettes (from the Harlettes in Toronto), and more.
    There will also be prizes from Capital Tease, Tuesday’s the Romance Store, and others.

Mavericks, 221 Rideau Street. $12.00. 8 p.m. 613-562-3941
www.capitaltease.com

Canadian Sunset Ceremonies

Things needed for this rain-or-shine event:

• loved one(s)
• blanky
• loose change
• secret street booze

   There will be donation boxes set up to benefit the RCMP Foundation. For every dollar you don’t give, they sell a horse for glue.

RCMP Stables at the Canadian Police College, 8900 St. Laurent Boulevard. Free admission, free parking. 7:30 p.m. 613-949-8133
http://www.rcmp-grc.gc.ca

Sunday

    Canada Day is better than Christmas. There’s no snow, reciprocal guilt-gift giving, nor familial obligations.

   Downtown is flooded with thousands of people (all being remarkably courteous to one another), it’s hot, there’s food, and there’s even a tiny — unspoken — tolerance for public boozing.

   It’s the most wonderful time of the year.   
   Whether you prefer to join the crowds downtown or on the hill, barbecue in a backyard, or leer from the safety of your front porch on this kick-ass country’s day, get outside and meet someone new (it is the easiest day to make new friends).
    Canada is so awesome.

 

 

 

   

    Elephants have very intricate and intimate social circles.
    The wandering family is headed by the matriarch; the lady-elephant who is responsible for getting everyone to water/away from lions.

   Males usually ditch the herd when they reach sexual maturity. Males will usually only approach a herd to try his trunk at mating with a cow.
 

 

    Things that the elephant family unit have in common with the human family unit:

• delegation of parental responsibilities to babysitters (including discipline)
• argue about directions
• apply first-aid training
• miss loved ones
• teaching younger members tricks of the survival-trade
• ability to self-medicate

and that’s just a few of the similarities!

   The elephant’s brain is similar to a human’s both structurally and in terms of complexity; it is designed to be prepared for life-long learning. This also explains why elephants are susceptible to such psychological conditions as Post Traumatic Stress Disorder and clinical flashbacks.

   Facts!

please email RA Centre event's Manager Shelley: scarbonetto@racentre.com Politely ask to have the circus cancelled.